Crisis!

Did you know we are at war?

We are?

Yes, no doubt about it! At war with DEBT, at war with DRUGS, at war with BOAT PEOPLE, at war with INTERNET CRIMINALS, at war with LIBERAL EDUCATIONISTS, at war with BIKIES and at war with UNIONS….  At war with our OPPONENTS.

So that’s why we need strike fighters, war time taxation and austerity measures?

Absolutely….

So you are a war-time prime minister!

The one Australia needs!

And you will bring peace?

Hell no! I would lose my job…