The Leader’s Vision

So where do you see Australia going?

Under my leadership, Australia will be better off than under his…

And where do you plan to take us?

To a place that is better than it would have been…

How do you plan to do this?

With strong leadership and by making the hard decisions.

So you have a vision of where we are going?

I can see we will be better off than we would have been if he was leader.

Will we like where you take us?

You know the answer….

Will I still need my drugs?

Elect Us Part 1 - A personal guide to election speak in Australia 2013

Vote for us! We’re better than them!
Yes?
We are better than them!
And?
They are crap! We are better than them!
Proof?
We have been better than they would have been if they had been in power!
Do you know who you are?
We are the ones who will be better they would have been if they had been in power!
Do you have any policies?
Yes! To be better than them!
Who are you???