Tuesday, October 7, 2014

More about drones...

Hello again Minister!
Hello Mike, Pleased to be with you!
I’d like to ask you about some operational matters….
The government does not discuss operational matters….
But you have announced that our Ipod controlled drones have been flying over Iraq…
Yes.
And they did nothing?
The government does not discuss operational matters….
There was an announcement that they could not distinguish the goodies from the baddies, so they returned to base.
Hmm, but the government does not discuss operational matters….
Do you think this was a face recognition software glitch or something else??
Are you saying we only judge the enemy by their appearance?
No, I am asking for facts!
We have discussed this problem with Apple and they are preparing a special software upgrade for us called 10.0 …
Isn’t that Microsoft’s new operating system?
The Australian government demanded we only have latest and greatest, so Apple said they would give us 10.0 …
So this should solve the problem?
The government does not discuss operational matters….but we hope so…
Really?

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