So Prime Minister, our aging population is a major problem
for your budgeting?
Don’t you worry about
that now…
But I’m an aging baby boomer. I am concerned for my future!
No worries. We have
had an enquiry and have a solution.
A solution?
Yes, it’s called the
Pacific Solution.
But that’s for Boat People!
And it worked for
them! Baby boomers like to travel and we think they will like to spend their retirement
years in Asia. They will be much cheaper to support there…. I mean living expenses
and medical costs will be far less. The Asians will barely notice a few
Australian retirees. I mean our numbers are barely significant compared with
their populations. And think of the contribution the wealthy retirees will make
to the local economies! There will be no argument.
And if they don’t want to go?
Ah well, we have
places we don’t use any more, where we can put them…
You have?
Yes, you know.
Inverbrackie, Villawood, Port Augusta, Port Hedland….. and many others!
