Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Elect Us Part 1 - A personal guide to election speak in Australia 2013

Vote for us! We’re better than them!
Yes?
We are better than them!
And?
They are crap! We are better than them!
Proof?
We have been better than they would have been if they had been in power!
Do you know who you are?
We are the ones who will be better they would have been if they had been in power!
Do you have any policies?
Yes! To be better than them!
Who are you???

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